Name: He Likes Cock
Duration: 3 min 51 s
Channel: David/Free Midi Sites
Description: Free MP3 download! Licensing options are available for this track. This is a parody of Dream's He Loves You Not. . .

He Likes Cock

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This is a parody of Dream's He Loves You Not. . .

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A man writing parodies just because. .singing and writing is fun

I write parodies for fun and record them because I love performing. Check out my website at badave.com for more info! In case anyone is curious, my backing tracks are created by and used with permission by karaoke-version.com/en. They make some really cool karaoke tracks and are very approachable people.

Song Info

Genre

Podcasts • Parody

Charts

Peak #15

Peak in subgenre #2

Author

David/Free Midi Sites

Rights

2006, 2018

Uploaded

June 25, 2018

Track Files

MP3

MP3 8.8 MB • 320 kbps • 3:51

Story behind the song

Originally I didn't put a Parental Advisory on this song, I changed my mind the second time around.

Lyrics

Give it Your All Girl
Give it All You Got
You can try to get 
into a gay dude's crotch

Give it your all girl, 
do what you do
He's Always gonna, 
prefer sleeping with dudes

Feelin' on him, 
Tryin' to change him
Hope to turn him straight

Keep praying, 
That He'll decide
That he'll swing your way

Girl you can wear all your Abercrombie
but He'd still prefer Dickies

It's not so easy 
to accept that it's Reality
He's so Romantic, 
Big Blue Eyes, 
He's so sexy
You should've known how this would go
that you can't change a river's flow

You can paint your sexy lips
Try to smack him on his tookas
You can dance up on his hips
but he'll still be a gay guy

No Secrets to unlock
He'd rather play with big cocks
He's into handsome jocks
He Loves Cock He Loves U Not

No Matter What U Do
He'll Always Sleep With Dudes
He thinks Mark Wahlberg's hot
He Loves Cock He Loves U Not

You're the kind of chic 
that thinks she's Lady Marmalade
Want to switch him 
and it's for your pride
Always hittin' on the gay guys
They spend more money 
have fun at night

You're the kind of Girl 
whose often called a Silly ho
You think you've got him 
in the club but He's a Homo
Doesn't matter if you think it's fly
You're Never gonna hit it 
with a gay guy

you're not equipped for him, 
He's into Hairy Men
He slept with Tom & Tim
He Loves Cock He Loves U Not

No Matter What U Do
He'll Never Be Into You
Posters of Captain Spock
He Loves Cock He Loves U Not

Doesn't matter what U do
He's always gonna sleep with dudes
He's at the mall girl, go get a clue
He's meeting Lance there 
to shop with too

He's got some plans girl 
Doug's with him too
He's never gonna, 
gonna get down with you

You can hang out with his Click
Follow him to Yankee Candle
but if you go for his dick
He'll push you to the side

Don't think you Comprehend
It doesn't matter what pics you send
He's into what he's got
He Loves Cock He Loves U Not

No matter what U do
He won't dream about you
He's checking Josh out too
He Loves Cock he Loves U Not

No Time to Be All Sad
It's Really Not So bad
He Told You you're a friend
He Loves Cock He Loves U Not

So I think it's up to You
He Told you the Whole Truth
Take it or Leave it Boo
He Loves Cock He Loves U Not