A man writing parodies just because. .singing and writing is fun
I write parodies for fun and record them because I love performing. Check out my website at badave.com for more info! In case anyone is curious, my backing tracks are created by and used with permission by karaoke-version.com/en. They make some really cool karaoke tracks and are very approachable people.
Story behind the song
Life is short enjoy it. The thing is, I'm all for skydiving, coasters, etc. . .but that doesn't mean that you shouldn't take basic precautions when you do it. Lighting fireworks off your head? Swerving through traffic on a motorcycle? Aiming for tall objects when Skydiving? Jumping in a lion cage to pet a lion? Yeah--that's just not intelligent. It's what this songs all about.
Lyrics
Riding on a Harley, buddy
Swerving between cars
Listening to Charlie Daniels
Flicking off four doors
Giving bikers a bad name
When you crash, its you to blame
Gnarly what a crime
Gnarly, Gnarly as you ran red lights
Gnarly moron
May-be Gnarly but it serves you right
Gnarly
Diving from the heavens buddy
How it gets you pumped
Aiming for a big tall tree
Although there's lotsof stumps
A fields there so I ask why
You are aiming way up high?
Gnarly! Hit a tree
Gross but Gnarly As I watch for free
Gnarly, what a tool
You'll survive, but you look like a fool
Gnarly
Ooh, Some speak the language of 'moron'
Ooh, Ice skate with no pants on--no pants on?
Oo, Now you freeze and we care?, Stupid see!
On YouTube, or JibJab, In the Air, on a Train
Oh Darwin, Would be proud, of you two, and your games
Gnarly, on the beach
Surfing as a hurricane does breach
Gnarly on a ride
'Cause you couldn't keep your hands inside
Gnarly I cry
As a skater lands rails tween his thighs
Gnarly
Gnarly as you jump train tracks as they arrive
Gnarly laughs for free
Gnarly, watching stupid morons cry
